Extremely Cold Calling

My grandmother’s poor hearing made mincemeat of the obscene caller. You want to do what? she shouted down the line.  You want to stick your what where?  I’ve already got double-glazing if that’s what you’re after. Fool, she said, slamming down the phone.  Why do people always mumble these days?

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