Dear God,

With respect, you’re clearly spreading yourself too thinly. Instead of trying to do everything at once why not tackle one issue at a time? Perhaps start with violence, say, then maybe disease? Alternatively, try fixing one continent before moving onto the next. Better focus, God, better results.

Your humble servant,

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