Government Warning

Paint, government warnings should say, will let you down in the dark.  This paint isn’t always yellow: it just occasionally seems that way.  Stern messages should warn customers of inevitable disappointment and advise them to buy cakes instead.  Because you know where you are with cakes.  That’s all I’m saying.

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7 thoughts on “Government Warning

  1. Except when your parents take you to a candy shop, and you’re too young to even have a sister, and after a long and deliberate choosing, during which you KNOW you will choose wrong, you point to a pristine white one. It is not whipped cream. You now hate ricotta. /one 50 on me :)/

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