Call it masculine intuition

Listen, I could tell there was some tension in the house almost as soon as I moved in.  I could just sense it somehow.  Plus I noticed, pinned on the kitchen noticeboard, a breakdown of who owed what for household sundries.  David owed £27.20, Jane owed £26.10, Mike £25.20.  And Shitface the Swampmonster? £211.16.

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