Centre of the Universe

I’m liking your style. To become the centre of everything you’ve already worked out there’s no need to dazzle. Instead, just befuddle yourself up into as small a ball as possible, lie on the floor of your bedroom and refuse to drink. That’ll have them orbiting around you pretty sharpish.

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