My New Mobile Contract

I’ve negotiated this fantastic new mobile contract. From today, I’ll only receive positive calls. Work will be a roaring success. My children will never be short of cash. My partner will be tolerant of my persistent lateness. No more bereavements. So now all I’m waiting for is my first call.

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