Albert learns that he’s a little confused about certain very important aspects of parklife

Everyone knows that you smell flowers and hug trees.  Everyone, that is, except Albert.  Albert has got himself into all sorts of trouble recently in the park, hugging the flowers until they’re crushed and, worse still, smelling the trees.  He looks bewildered, as if checking where to stake his territory.

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11 thoughts on “Albert learns that he’s a little confused about certain very important aspects of parklife

      1. Lisa – I’m so very sorry. Albert has done this before. Give me an award, he keeps saying. Give me an award. I deserve an award. Why won’t you give me an award? On and on he goes until eventually you back down. I’m sorry. I’ll have a word with him. But, ahem, on behalf of Albert and the massive team here at fiftywordsdaily I’d just like to thank you very much indeed. In my extensive panoply of awards I think I may possibly have had that one before but it’s nice to be nominated again and I shall answer your interesting questions and fulfil the other ceremonial duties that come with such things in the next day or so. Thanks so much for thinking of us….it is much appreciated.

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  1. Doesn’t surprise me I have to say. If the usual pattern for Albert is followed, he gets on well with everyone at first, then they find out what he’s really like and look to shed him, like a snake’s skin……I’ve seen it so many times before…

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