Albert learns that a school reunion does not feature as a key part of his personal journey

Albert regards himself as a survivor from school so he’s troubled to receive a school reunion invitation.  How best to respond?  He dithers for some days before eventually replying as follows:

With thanks, I am declining your kind invitation.

Regrettably, I have plans to eat my own foot that evening.

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11 thoughts on “Albert learns that a school reunion does not feature as a key part of his personal journey

    1. No worries. Weirdly, although I wrote this last week, this actually happened to me today – a former teacher has tracked me down out of the blue through pesky Google to tell me of an event in November. And my response in private has much in common with Albert’s, although I’m far, far less courageous than him in how I’ve dealt with it in public…..

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  1. I’m going to bed but I logged on and scrolled through my feed without reading any of it until I came to yours, all so I could see what kind of day Albert had before I fall asleep. What? You thought I did all of that just for YOU? HA, …right…

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