The Tryst (101 word version)

We bugged the hotel room where they were meeting.  We’re not sure exactly what took place but the following transcript provides useful evidence.

“I’ve never done anything like this before,” she whispered.

“Oh me neither,” he gasped.

“How about this?” she asked.

“Nope,” he said.

“And this?”

“Well I recall doing something….a little bit similar, but…..not…..there exactly, no.”

“How about this?”

“Oooh,” he said.

“Or,” she groaned.

There then follows an extended period of repetitive moaning from both parties, gradually increasing in volume and intensity, concluding with them both thanking the Lord for His endless generosity and kindness.

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