I’m not saying I’m vain exactly. It’s just that when I tried walking down my street yesterday morning without pausing to admire myself in the reflections of car windows I only got as far as the third car. I mean, seriously, how great did I look in the darkened glass of that BMW?
The way I see it, acknowledging you’ve got a problem is the first step to recovery, right? So I’m joining a super lookers anonymous group next week. Hello, my name’s Mr Nick, I’m going to to introduce myself, and I’ve been simply gorgeous for…..well, never you mind.