A Legal Declaration of Unrequited Love (non-redacted version)

This will not do.  In response to all the requests you’ve never made to know what occurs inside my client’s brain I’ve now established the information you’re entitled to receive within the provisions of the act.  In summary, having considered all the relevant matters, it will not do that for weeks now my client has thought of you, nothing but you.  This despite the fact that he knows very little about you.  Furthermore, to my client’s way of thinking you appear to have shapeshifted from the angular to the gravitational.

It transpires you have a legal right to retain this information.  I would, however, urge you to regard this disclosure as sensitive and confidential.  Like, my client respectfully suggests, the secret gift of a flower.

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