Queen Elizabeth was walking around her grounds in Balmoral with her security guard.
A couple of tourists, not recognising her, asked her some questions.
‘Is it actually true that the Queen of England stays here sometimes?’ they asked her.
‘I believe so, yes,’ the queen replied.
‘And have you ever actually seen her walking around here?’
The queen paused for a moment. ‘Well I haven’t, no,’ she replied. ‘But I believe he has,’ she said, gesturing towards her security guard.