Worrying the Sheep (US Election Remix Reblog Special)

I must have dropped off at the wheel because before I knew it I was crashing through the fencing, past the sheep and into the ditch at the end of the field. The sheep came over to investigate. I could tell I’d worried them. I mean, I must have looked quite a sight: my face covered in blood, my car written off, shattered glass everywhere.

“If you think this is bad,” I said to one of the ewes, “you should see the choices for US President.”

She just kept on chewing, clearly in denial.

And that, officer, is when I must have passed out.

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